Yokai's Jaaku Blog

HALLOWEEN! I wanna go Trick AND Treating((joking)) with Jessica. Me and her are most likely going to be zombies,or something. But I am gonna use my white hair dye,that’s spray-on,and I am gonna act like the Witch from Left 4 Dead,because it will be cool that way! I think it would be fun. I’mma going to get lots of candy!! I’m probably going to be on a sugar high,LAWL. Heheh,but if I am going to act like the Witch,I ain’t going to be in something pervy. OH GAWD THIS POST IS LONG! Anyways,I bet Halloween will be fun. It would be FUNNER if I got to cosplay as Mao…*sigh* Oh well.

I wish I had a laptop. I could read VG Cats on the way to the Ferry. The Ferry was cool. I was still a bit sick that day,but I still went. Jessica wanted me to go.  And near the way to Moose Jaw,out of nowhere,almost all the boys had to take a wizz,and it was funny. I WAS NOT WATCHING THEM…

I just want to see a University. And I want to see if students get lost as easily as I hear.

It’s time to write about a Nun,with a cellphone,near a suitcase,near a Computer Store.

One day,Janice,the Nun was doing her own thing. She stopped near a compiter store,  when all of a sudden, her cell-phone buzzed. Someone texted her, And who was it? It was her friend,Steve,pretending to be Jesus.

Janice was confused. Now,Steve was wondering what Janice had in the suitcase she had with her. Steve wondered if it was something a sinner would have. So,Janice put down the suitcase and texted backed. “Lord,I would never sin,if you must know.” She replied.

Janice waited for a replied from this psuedo-Jesus. She was fooled. She actually thought this guy was Jesus. Steve was probably giggling while he replied. He sent another text,asking if Janice was lying. Janice told Steve that she would prove that she wasn’t lying. She opened up the suitcase,and took a picture of what it was.

In the suitcase had lots of money in it and a bunch of computer stuff,so she could talk to her friends on the computer. Janice was planning to by a computer. Then,Steve the Jesus faker,told Janice that he had a computer,so they could talk with eachother. Janice went and bought a computer.

Later,Janice and Steve talked. He was dressed up like Jesus. Janice looked happy,then Steve took off his Jesus mask,and it turned out it WAS Steve,and Janice got startled,and angry. But,shockingly,Steve took off ANOTHER MASK,and Steve turned out to be the Easter Bunny.

THE END.

P.S  No offense to any Christians out there.

Earlier,in ELA,when we were talking about Junior’s list of little pieces of joy,Ms Saas probably thought we should write about ours. So I will write about my pieces of joy!

People:  Alex,Jessica,Jacob,”Otaku-nee”,Rachel, and Alexandra.

Things: Disgaea,anime,manga,video games,computer and my friends, and VOCALOIDS.

Favourite Bands: Metallica,Disturbed,FallOutBoy,System Of a Down.

Things to do: Write,play with friends,talk on computer,listen to music,play video games.

and…that’s pretty much it.

I would write about my Disgaea fanfiction!! Because,it would be cool~. Yusssssss. It would!  Becaise,I like Disgaea,and…DEMONS!

and,it would be very amusing to write that AT SCHOOL. And Ms.Saas likes my writing. So,I guess I would write my about my Disgaea fanfiction.

It would be fun to write it. I think Ms.Saas would like it. Despite the fact that my fan-character is a crazy and evil kid,who has height problems.