Yokai's Jaaku Blog

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EFF OFF..frickin’ spammers. Spammers are not tolerated in MAH world!

Haiti Story

I was wandering the streets of my town, travelling my mind. I traveled in my mind so much, that when I ever I felt or heard something, I thought it was my imagination. I felt the ground vibrate, and thought that was not real. I tried to ignore the vibrating, until it happened again.

I took a few steps, and the vibration of the ground happened once more, except it was harder this time, and my body started to shake, and I saw a building crumble! I did not want it to be what I thought it was until I was more buildings crumble, and I saw bodies fall from those buildings. “EARTH QUAKE!!!” I yelled.

I tried to get somewhere where I thought was safe, but before I reached there, rubble fell on me. I was stuck, hurt, and I could not run to somewhere safe. Somehow, I was still alive, but all I could do was wait for this horrible disaster to end. Wait…and wait some more, is all I could do!

A few hours later, I was rescued. I got up, dusted myself off, and I looked around. I saw all the buildings broken, and more people killed then I imagined. It was awful. The sight of destruction.  The smell of dust, blood, and corpses. The sound of people crying, and the feel of being on the verge of dying. So awful…

A few days later, I heard people were raising money to help us. That made me feel so good inside. The news of those still living in Haiti will not die was the basically the greatest thing to hear.

Haiti recently had an Earthquake. Everyone is trying to help those still alive in Haiti.

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I was roaming around the Underworld,it was pretty boring. I noticed a group of Hell Hounds was following me. “Hm. I wonder what they want—Oh yeah,I have blood of my hands. Maybe they wanna lick it…I wonder what Human blood taste—Not that I would want to taste that,because I am not a vampire of a cannibal.” I said to myself,as I let the Hounds lick my hand. Darn,the tongue tickles…Doggy Tongue…I wonder if people have ate that.

I went back where I was going. The Bloody Rose field. It was quite lovely,for something that sounds so dark. But,when I went there,the flower heads were chopped! Okay, who did it!? Was it Warrior Aimo? …Nah,Aimo is not that stupid. Then,I remembered.

FLASHBACK
“Ney?”
“Yes?”
“Have you ever heard of the Alice’s?”
“Huh?”
“The Alices are a group of 4 different beings, and one of them has came to the Underworld. The first Alice,is a brave woman who carries a sword,and chops anything in her way.”
“And she came to this Underworld? GREAAAAAT.”
FLASHBACK END

“So,that is who destroyed my flowers! Well…time for a punishing!” I said as I got out a Cage,and a Shotgun. “See what we will see~. Lock her in a cage and throw away the keeeeeeey!”

I went to a Sinful Rose field,to see if the First Alice,the red one,was there. She was. Ooh,the gawd darn convience.  I stared at her.

“Yo,you the one who destroyed the Bloody Rose field?!”
She noticed me,and gave me an evil glare. “Why,yes. That Bloody Rose field was in the way,and I needed to be more elegant.”
“Get the hell out o’ the Underworld! Go back to the Nega-Wonderland!”
“Nah,I will stay here,and destroy!” She pulled out her sword,and slashed at me. Ow,that hurts! I got cuts on me,and blood came out. But,luckily,she was so close thaaaaaaaat…I shot her a couple times in the legs,and then I pushed her into the cage. And then I threw the key,and shot at it,thus making it explode. Then I aimed my Shotgun at her.

“Shoot the Red Alice,see what we can see. Lock her in a cage,and throw away the key.”

((END! By the way,if you do not get the reference…that is a pity.)